Chris Kirby's Inner Monolog : Quotes

Do you speak jive?

Chris Kirby — Fri, 30 Jan 2009 17:51:22 GMT

Just hang loose blood....

Quote of the Day (cliff)

Chris Kirby — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:46:07 GMT

“My name is Cliff, brother of Joe. I got me some crack. I want me some hoes!”
Cliff O’Malley, Dead Man on Campus

Let me hear ya say yeah!!!

WoW one-liners, a battle of wits

Chris Kirby — Thu, 01 May 2008 23:43:23 GMT

Blizzard's recent "Rouges Do It From Behind" one-liner from their music video contest has inspired me to show some love to the other classes out there and create some on-liners just for them...so here goes.

Does a Druid shit in the woods?
Priests do it missionary style!
Hunter's do it with a friend!
Warlock's pet their imp!
Mage's conjure their booty!
Pallies seal the deal!
Shaman's know their totem!
Warriors charge!

I know what your thinking...what a superior wit! I know... I know....please, stop the applause....

Quote of the day

Chris Kirby — Thu, 24 Jan 2008 23:02:31 GMT

When will then be now? Soon...
Dark Helmet and Colonel Sanders, Sbaceballs

Quote of the day

Chris Kirby — Mon, 06 Nov 2006 21:26:39 GMT

"Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."
_{Nacho, Nacho Libre}

Quote of the day

Chris Kirby — Fri, 04 Aug 2006 00:47:18 GMT

"You gotta be as blind as Anne Frank not to see that."
_{Randall, Clerks 2}

The original Pain Train

Chris Kirby — Wed, 21 Jun 2006 19:28:58 GMT

Ever wanted to know all about the man behind the ass kicking? Well I just got this link off of Brian's site...and holy ***, is it funny!

"Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands."

"Chuck Norris does not love Raymond."

_{(excerpts from chucknorrisfacts.com)}

Supersize me sweetheart!

Chris Kirby — Tue, 13 Jun 2006 02:07:17 GMT

<<Why fast foods are bad, even in moderation

Monkeys fed a diet rich in trans-fats – commonly found in fast foods – grew bigger bellies than those fed a diet rich in unsaturated fats, but containing the same overall number of calories. They also developed signs of insulin resistance, which is an early indicator of diabetes.

"mmmhhhhm, hog fat!". Please, have someone kick you in the nuts (meat-head chest bump for the ladies;) , the next time you think of downing that grade b McRatburger or scarfing that steamed pressed slider. It may be tasty and cheap now, but 12 hours later as your exorcizing that demon in to the porcelain abyss, think of the old chinese proverb "man who eat ***, die on toilet .... and your lucky numbers are 5 9 12 65 78"

Wii don't care about winning

Chris Kirby — Thu, 18 May 2006 23:08:05 GMT

<<Iwata: 'We don't care if we beat Sony or Microsoft'

It must be frosty in hell and there will be a shortage on bacon this summer because pigs have definitely taken flight. I dont' believe for a second that Nintendo is in the console business for the fun of it. If they didn't want to take out Xbox, then why thow all of that r&d into designing a totally new gaming interface? I say that nintendo is in it to win it, so we'll see if they change their tune once consoles start flying off the shelves. My prediction is that the Wii will outsell both the 360 and the PS3 this fall in the US & Europe, but Xbox will be the champ in the long run. It will be hard for the other consoles to compete with Live Anywhere, especially once vista hits the shelves.

Lets kick the Easter Bunny's ass!

Chris Kirby — Tue, 18 Apr 2006 18:11:00 GMT

<<	Police: Mall Easter Bunny Removes Head, Punches Woman - WFtv.com

Authorities said a man playing the Easter Bunny at a Florida mall is accused of removing the head of the costume and hitting a customer.Easter Bunny arrested at mall after altercation Naples Daily News.

I don't care who you are...thats funny right there.

Buzzword of the day

Chris Kirby — Tue, 08 Nov 2005 00:49:00 GMT

AFLAX is the new AJAX!!! OMFG!!! AJAX sucks and AFLAX rules!